This week bridal dresses , the ladies begin their "Sex and the City" journey to a faraway land – cocktail dress Morocco, where they're almost as unwanted by the locals as the "Jersey Shore" cast is in Italy.

Countess LuAnn, who has taken many a first-class trip to the region, takes it upon herself to convince (read: force) all the ladies against their will, sexy prom dresses sexy prom dresses promoting herself to Queen of Morocco in the process.

No, seriously formal gowns dresses formal gowns dresses, if you thought she couldn't get any bossier, you haven't met LuAnn the travel guide. To be fair, she's arranged for them to stay at a magnificent hotel, apparently just visited by Brad Pitt himself, which will hopefully be up to Ramona's unreasonable standards.

Speaking of Ramona, she's getting on everyone's nerves – including mine.

She has also emailed her list of needs to the hotel in advance, as if she's a rock star with a rider. In case you ever invite Ramona Singer over party dresses 2010 , here's what she will require: 600-thread count sheets, an endless supply of Pinot Grigio (preferable her own), hangers and free weights to tone up like Jane Fonda.

Oh, and there must be a staff member prepared to unpack her bags. To be fair, this is no easy feat, considering she packed three massive suitcases filled with glittering mini-dresses with plunging necklines that are sure to horrify locals and viewers alike.

While the brunette housewives – LuAnn, plus size dresses Jill, Cindy and Kelly (who actually appears sane next to Ramona this season) – fly into Morocco together, the blonds – Ramona, Sonja and Alex -- arrive fashionably late the next day.

On the drive from the airport to the hotel, Alex realizes she picked the wrong half of the Brady Bunch to ride with. Sonja cracks joke after tasteless joke about how poor the area is, calling the neighborhood "the wrong side of town," while Ramona won't stop complaining about how dirty everything is.

"It's dusty, I'm seeing poverty all over," she wines. "I'm like, okay, plus size gowns plus size gowns what am I in for?"

When they finally arrive, Ramona immediately demands Pinot black wedding dresses , Sonja obsessively checks to see that her luggage hasn't been stolen and Alex just needs a nap.

After barely even a "hello, red carpet " Ramona and Sonja ditch the ladies, opting to "go relax in the car" and go for a drive rather than lunch with the housewives. Strike 1 in LuAnn's "Class with the Countess" book.

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Jill Zarin channels her inner Medusa. (Bravo)

The brunettes decide to go on a shopping trip, and run into Jill's friend Brad, white dresses white dresses who happens to be having a birthday party that night and the girls are invited. When they return to tell Sonja and Ramona of the invite, they find the terrible twosome running around the villa drunk and giggly and ready to hit the town.

But before that can happen, LuAnn surprises the girls by inviting a famous Moroccan designer to the house to custom-make kaftans for each of the ladies. Everyone is delighted except Princess Ramona, who is incredibly rude to the designer, demands her dress be sexy and show a lot of cleavage, then instructs him to put another log on the fire as she complains of not having "ding ding" bell to call for the help.

While Ramona is a bossy drunk, Sonja is a flirty one and starts shamelessly hitting on the unsuspecting designer. And her behavior only gets worse when the ladies finally make it to Brad's party.

To add to the ambiance, Brad has arranged for snake charmers to perform for his guests, and Jill even wears one on her head.

"Is that venom or semen?!" Sonja yells when the snake starts spewing venom. Apparently she's confused because it was "coming out the wrong end."

How do I get the feeling this isn't the first inappropriate moment to solidify Americans' terrible reputation abroad? Brace yourselves – there are two more episodes of this Moroccan adventure.